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How can I turn my 6 into a Maserati?

Any ideas?
Just a few...

1. Ask your fairy godmother to turn it into one.

2. Or buy some Maserati badges on Ebay to apply over the hood emblem and sides. Then wear really tight pants (...what's that? You already are? Ok, I should have known) and make "vrooom, vrooom" sounds as you drive the car.
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Then wear really tight pants (...what's that? You already are? Ok, I should have known) and make "vrooom, vrooom" sounds as you drive the car.
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To get the true Maserati experience from your Mazda, I would...


1. drill one or two 1/16" holes in you engine block, valve cover, and/or transmission pan. That way they will leak a small but consistently annoying amount of oil.
2. Pour a small amount of heavily salted water into you fuse/junction block to create several intermittent electrical issues, that get progressively worse with time, but are very hard to diagnose and very expensive to repair.
3. Give one of your key fobs to your six year old daughter and tell her to hide it from daddy. Tie the other around the neck of your cocker spaniel. That way, it will be impossible to predict when your car will actually be able to start.
4. Order all replacement parts from on E-bay from a guy named Serge in Uzbekistan. Make sure you specify you only want parts for the Skyactiv Diesel. That way, most every part you get will be incorrect, hard to get, expensive, and impossible to return.

5. Take your car to the local "Quickie-Lube" (not the Mazda dealer) and demand that all these issues be repaired free of charge under warranty. Specify you refuse to pick up your car until everything is fixed. That way, your car will sit, unrepaired for months or years, while you argue with the shop owner.
As a former Ferrari/Maserati parts guy, I approve of this message on all counts.
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wear really tight pants (...what's that? You already are? Ok, I should have known) and make "vrooom, vrooom" sounds as you drive the car.
Is there something wrong with doing it this way? Have I been at this wrong the whole time?
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I can't wait tight pants though, my atenza is too skyactive.
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I can't wait tight pants though, my atenza is too skyactive.
Of course, you can't put tight pants onto the pair you're already wearing. Do you just enjoy being constantly flamed or something? 847 posts in just over a year, and you've been groaned at 40 times, not including the 6 other accounts you have made all of which have gotten banned by the most lenient moderator? Incredible... Just incredible.

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Of course, you can't put tight pants onto the pair you're already wearing. Do you just enjoy being constantly flamed or something? 847 posts in just over a year, and you've been groaned at 40 times, not including the 6 other accounts you have made all of which have gotten banned by the most lenient moderator? Incredible... Just incredible.

You really are something else.
Dont even know what asinine post he made about turning his car into a Mas, but heres an idea... Go to Autozone and buy those stick on fender vents and place them on the side of your 6....

oh wait....

remembering your stick on spoiler... nevermind.... You're not capable of doing that either...

Whats worse than his 40 groans in 847 posts? His 12 likes!! LMAO!... I believe all of those likes were when he posted his manifesto and said FU to the forum and that he was leaving for good. Some may have come when he also recanted and gave a formal apology to the forum for being stupid and asked the members for forgiveness. AND SOMEHOW after saying FU to the forum and members... he was allowed to come back... absolute idiocy...some say "lenient"... I say trying to get the Mazda6club post count up for ad revenue.

I know the FU manifesto has since been deleted.... but ... Anyone want a copy?? I have it saved...lol

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Of course, you can't put tight pants onto the pair you're already wearing. Do you just enjoy being constantly flamed or something? 847 posts in just over a year, and you've been groaned at 40 times, not including the 6 other accounts you have made all of which have gotten banned by the most lenient moderator? Incredible... Just incredible.

You really are something else.
Dont even know what asinine post he made about turning his car into a Mas, but heres an idea... Go to Autozone and buy those stick on fender vents and place them on the side of your 6....

oh wait....

remembering your stick on spoiler... nevermind.... You're not capable of doing that either...

Whats worse than his 40 groans in 847 posts? His 12 likes!! LMAO!... I believe all of those likes were when he posted his manifesto and said FU to the forum and that he was leaving for good. Some may have come when he also recanted and gave a formal apology to the forum for being stupid and asked the members for forgiveness. AND SOMEHOW after saying FU to the forum and members... he was allowed to come back... absolute idiocy...some say "lenient"... I say trying to get the Mazda6club post count up for ad revenue.

I know the FU manifesto has since been deleted.... but ... Anyone want a copy?? I have it saved...lol
Manifesto.... Lmfao. Let’s have a read!

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I was hoping he had moved on...





Then this.

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I was hoping he had moved on...





Then this.

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