Different types of Pu@#y

[ATL]

Got this in my email today. Read this silly stuff....

LAZY PUSSY- this is when there is no movement on the
woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the
pussy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into
the action at hand.

THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.

THE =CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you please the pussy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now, you have this girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK-UP again. There is no pussy better than THE CONQUERED PUSSY.

THE ALL-INCLUSIVE PUSSY- this is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still in her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after sex and taste better than candy. Not only is the pussy yours whenever or wherever you want it; she gives you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head
is tremendous, the kind that you write your hommies in jail about and she can handle the dick when you hit from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever get.

THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY- this is the pussy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your discretion and always comes alone but is always willing to bring a friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is necessary for the travelling single man.

THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY- this is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of other things. Afterwards, you might even think to yourself and say why did I just do that.The girl who is receiving the dick usually doesn't mind because she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY- this is the girl you know is fucking around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are half way used already.She always has condom wrappers in the bathroom trash and beer in the frig. The only reason why you keep fucking because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fucked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pussy is not loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll get to that later..

TIME TO GO PUSSY- this is the pussy that when the pants come off of her you can smell the nahh nahh. Fellas if this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench left on your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good wiff while in the car with her or better yet invite her to take a shower with you.

THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY- this is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touch her because she either has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also a chance
that she is all three. She is cute but you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the pussy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know that she wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend. Last but not least...
THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY- this is the girl that you fucked only one time because she could not handle the dick. No matter position y'all tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can't get your full stroke-on. It is like fucking with half of your dick. She does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there and doggy style to her is just Snoop's first album. This is by far the worst pussy a man can get.

[Gray603]

WOW...i can say through all my travels in life i have had all that pussy....CRAZY ....so true it is!

Originally posted by ATL@Oct 26 2005, 10:25 PM
Got this in my email today.* Read this silly stuff....

LAZY PUSSY- this is when there is no movement on the
woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the
pussy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into
the action at hand.

THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.

THE =CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you please the pussy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now, you have this girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK-UP again. There is no pussy better than THE CONQUERED PUSSY.

THE ALL-INCLUSIVE PUSSY- this is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still in her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after sex and taste better than candy. Not only is the pussy yours whenever or wherever you want it; she gives you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head
is tremendous, the kind that you write your hommies in jail about and she can handle the dick when you hit from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever get.

THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY- this is the pussy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your discretion and always comes alone but is always willing to bring a friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is necessary for the travelling single man.

THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY- this is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of other things. Afterwards, you might even think to yourself and say why did I just do that.The girl who is receiving the dick usually doesn't mind because she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY- this is the girl you know is fucking around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are half way used already.She always has condom wrappers in the bathroom trash and beer in the frig. The only reason why you keep fucking because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fucked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pussy is not loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll get to that later..

TIME TO GO PUSSY- this is the pussy that when the pants come off of her you can smell the nahh nahh. Fellas if this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench left on your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good wiff while in the car with her or better yet invite her to take a shower with you.

THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY- this is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touch her because she either has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also a chance
that she is all three. She is cute but you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the pussy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know that she wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend. Last but not least...
THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY- this is the girl that you fucked only one time because she could not handle the dick. No matter position y'all tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can't get your full stroke-on. It is like fucking with half of your dick. She does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there and doggy style to her is just Snoop's first album. This is by far the worst pussy a man can get.

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[calgary2800]

? I cant believe you neeeded to post this.

[hammeronefive]

i believe i have tested every water in this discussion and definately love the wendys drive thru pussy.... nothing like driving to a girls dorm when yer wasted and they are waiting outside freezing half to death just for you to pick them up, do your business, then sleep with you and wake up to an uncomfortable silence for a few minutes, put on there clothes and leave. then you repeat later on sometime. WOW the olden days

[iammike]

Quite possibly the most true thread ever posted on 6club. haha

[gater]

preach on

[king_lam925]

hahahahah...true

[davenport82]

[crazyea]

Kids could be searching the net about cars and come across this. I knw there are worse things out there, but to me this seems innapropriate for this site.

[Da 6]

This is the part of the forum nobody goes to unless they are late late late night searching or know it's there form other members talking about it. these were topics that got pulled from the lounge and bannished to here.