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critical6 · 08-04-2005, 04:27 PM

so basically its just the same protocol over and over again. (different girls btw)

it goes like this:

kissy kissy
i go to the boobs
munch some clam
she turns me over
kisses my neck
licks my chest
flex the pecs and gets her tounge stuck between them
have a good laugh
gobbles the cack
condom
she rides it
flip
from behind
skeet
sleep

this is getting too routine. i need to incorporate some footage or midgets... SOMETHING.

*my thursday RANT*

MightyMite · 08-04-2005, 04:33 PM

You know, there is thing called a sex therapist. You might wand to see one because this obsession with your blowup doll and hand is just getting out of hand.

critical6 · 08-04-2005, 04:35 PM

i actually have a more satisfying time with my hand. and my blowup doll is a cheap alternative to my wine debacle.

glacierzoomer · 08-04-2005, 04:36 PM

yea, try kissing, massaging, intimate touching......sleep.

Taking out the sex part is getting old too....

MightyMite · 08-04-2005, 04:39 PM

Glad you and your hand have such a close relationship, must have been hard once Colin left you for someone else. Can’t help with the blow up doll seeing as I prefer the real thing and have never had to resort to such extremes.

smokeU6s · 08-04-2005, 04:40 PM

Foot job always makes for intresting topic

Lightning0206 · 08-04-2005, 04:42 PM

Since we are on a topic about sex, read this story:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die

After all that just to watch some TV....He has mental issues!

critical6 · 08-04-2005, 04:42 PM

i guess we can talk about our greatest/weirdest sexual expoits.

a girl fell asleep on my stomach after she gave me head and finished me off. needless to say the next morning she was in quite a sticky situation.

i wonder how she talked her way outta that one. what did your mom say about that socal?

smokeU6s · 08-04-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by critical6@Aug 4 2005, 04:42 PM
i guess we can talk about our greatest/weirdest sexual expoits.

a girl fell asleep on my stomach after she gave me head and finished me off. needless to say the next morning she was in quite a sticky situation.

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There are some thing I dont need to hear about....

that is one of them.

MightyMite · 08-04-2005, 04:44 PM

That is just wrong, interesting, but wrong.

08-04-2005, 04:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
critical6 Rally Racer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 719 Posts: 1,172 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	so basically its just the same protocol over and over again. (different girls btw) it goes like this: kissy kissy i go to the boobs munch some clam she turns me over kisses my neck licks my chest flex the pecs and gets her tounge stuck between them have a good laugh gobbles the cack condom she rides it flip from behind skeet sleep this is getting too routine. i need to incorporate some footage or midgets... SOMETHING. my thursday RANT __________________ CARDOMAIN // MYSPACE

08-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
critical6 Rally Racer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 719 Posts: 1,172 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	i actually have a more satisfying time with my hand. and my blowup doll is a cheap alternative to my wine debacle. __________________ CARDOMAIN // MYSPACE

08-04-2005, 04:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
glacierzoomer Rally Racer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 1,047 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	yea, try kissing, massaging, intimate touching......sleep. Taking out the sex part is getting old too.... __________________ Aurora aka '09 Mazda6 GT, V6, remote start soon to come, sangria red w/spoiler hotness '08 Suzuki Boulevard C 50, grey and grey My 6 spoil(ed) me. Boy do I miss her. <strike>Serenity aka '05 M6s sport 5 door, glacier silver, ATX, remote start</strike> stolen RIP

08-04-2005, 04:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
smokeU6s Mazda Guru Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Marlton, NJ Posts: 2,384 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	Foot job always makes for intresting topic __________________ All Black Mazda6s 04 ATX 5door \| Bose \| Moonroof \| CP-E MAFci Intake \| Painted Yellow Calipers \| Magnaflow catback \| B&M tranny cooler \| Magnafine Transmission Filter \| Anzo Clear Side Markers \| Weapon X Coil on Plugs

08-04-2005, 04:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lightning0206 Track Racer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 710 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	Since we are on a topic about sex, read this story: PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex. Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer. Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder. In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems. Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die After all that just to watch some TV....He has mental issues! __________________ MYSPACE URL: http://www.myspace.com/angelhottie2581 www.mundaymazda.com ---good dealership to get service!!!! Visit My Website

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08-04-2005, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
MightyMite Learners License Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	You know, there is thing called a sex therapist. You might wand to see one because this obsession with your blowup doll and hand is just getting out of hand.

08-04-2005, 04:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
MightyMite Learners License Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	Glad you and your hand have such a close relationship, must have been hard once Colin left you for someone else. Can’t help with the blow up doll seeing as I prefer the real thing and have never had to resort to such extremes.

08-04-2005, 04:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
critical6 Rally Racer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 719 Posts: 1,172 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	i guess we can talk about our greatest/weirdest sexual expoits. a girl fell asleep on my stomach after she gave me head and finished me off. needless to say the next morning she was in quite a sticky situation. i wonder how she talked her way outta that one. what did your mom say about that socal? __________________ CARDOMAIN // MYSPACE

08-04-2005, 04:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
MightyMite Learners License Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: 0 reviews	That is just wrong, interesting, but wrong.