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Final Impact · 01-22-2013, 11:19 PM

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Let us begin:

On July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

Final Impact · 01-22-2013, 11:25 PM

For those who like a bit of destruction, there is the thread of bad things, like this K04 for example. Many others just like it here.. .. ..

VWVortex.com - Crazy Part Failure Picture Thread.

mmceorange · 01-23-2013, 08:13 AM

^^^ oh DAMN.

mmceorange · 01-24-2013, 09:46 PM

https://www.facebook.com/video/video...94718373903900

Final Impact · 01-25-2013, 01:31 AM

Its a different kind of CAT fail than we normally discuss! lol

Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION - YouTube

Final Impact · 01-25-2013, 01:33 AM

Here's a old one (but still good one)

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

mmceorange · 01-25-2013, 01:51 AM

^^^ I f'ing love that video, and even the .gif
Good song too

justsomeguy · 01-25-2013, 07:40 AM

@finalimpact haha my girl just told me this the other day.....

Final Impact · 01-25-2013, 10:52 AM

^^ Uhm - she thinks your cute, she's gay or she's headed to the bathroom for vase???

6Y MAZDA · 01-25-2013, 11:05 AM

Just saw this posted on the door to one of my classes

01-22-2013, 11:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Final Impact Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: USA, OR Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 417 Thanked 331 Times in 239 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s) Quoted: 194 Post(s) iTrader: 0 reviews	~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~ Just an on going feed of what ever caught your attention today and made you crack a smile. Stories, pictures, animations, videos; post up! Let us begin: On July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm going to commit suicide." While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed __________________ 2006 Mazda 6s GS Hatchback, Lapis Blue \| AJ 3.0 & AW6A-EL 6 Spd >79,000 If this post helped you, "thanks" never hurts.. .. ..

01-22-2013, 11:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Final Impact Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: USA, OR Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 417 Thanked 331 Times in 239 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s) Quoted: 194 Post(s) iTrader: 0 reviews	For those who like a bit of destruction, there is the thread of bad things, like this K04 for example. Many others just like it here.. .. .. VWVortex.com - Crazy Part Failure Picture Thread. __________________ 2006 Mazda 6s GS Hatchback, Lapis Blue \| AJ 3.0 & AW6A-EL 6 Spd >79,000 If this post helped you, "thanks" never hurts.. .. ..

01-23-2013, 08:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
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01-24-2013, 09:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
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01-25-2013, 01:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Final Impact Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: USA, OR Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 417 Thanked 331 Times in 239 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s) Quoted: 194 Post(s) iTrader: 0 reviews	Here's a old one (but still good one) A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!" __________________ 2006 Mazda 6s GS Hatchback, Lapis Blue \| AJ 3.0 & AW6A-EL 6 Spd >79,000 If this post helped you, "thanks" never hurts.. .. ..

01-25-2013, 01:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
mmceorange Mazda Guru Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Southeast NH Posts: 4,004 Thanks: 795 Thanked 786 Times in 643 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Mentioned: 83 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 695 Post(s) iTrader: 0 reviews	^^^ I f'ing love that video, and even the .gif Good song too __________________ 2006 Mazda 6s GS \| Hatchback \| Tungsten Gray My Me Thread \| The Great Mazda Mountain Climb \| My 6 Thread

01-25-2013, 07:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
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01-25-2013, 10:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
Final Impact Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: USA, OR Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 417 Thanked 331 Times in 239 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s) Quoted: 194 Post(s) iTrader: 0 reviews	^^ Uhm - she thinks your cute, she's gay or she's headed to the bathroom for vase??? __________________ 2006 Mazda 6s GS Hatchback, Lapis Blue \| AJ 3.0 & AW6A-EL 6 Spd >79,000 If this post helped you, "thanks" never hurts.. .. ..

01-25-2013, 11:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
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